I had so much fun reading people’s Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities under the #BBFrights hashtag. It made me laugh and miss all my friends. It was extremely hard to narrow it down, but these were my absolute favorites. Congratulations! Winners will be contacted this week for their shipping information to receive their signed copy of my book. Thank you all for participating!

Winners From My Blog Comments

Anne Cuddy
There will never be enough time with you.

Melina
At a party or a social engagement, or even just a bar, our drinks
are interchangeable.

Aunni
When I don’t agree with you at all, we don’t say “We’ll agree to
disagree”. We say “I mean, either way, that shit is still crazy”

Maria
I will plan to run a half marathon with you and print out the
training schedule (but we won’t actually do it).

Nat
if you are driving, i will automatically assume dj
responsibilities (that best suits your mood, not mine, though
they are almost always the same) AND i will buy the diet cokes
from mcdonalds… gas isnt free.

Lindsay
Your iPhone charger is my iPhone charger.

Erin Lynn
Best friends never say “I told you so.” She may lightly remind
you that “This is what I meant when I said he may, possibly,
maybe be the kind of guy who still calls his mom Mommy and
cries during silly fights.” But never, ever, “I told you so.”

Vanessa Butler
Classy ladies can order poutine at 4am

Winners From Twitter

@fernleaf1013
Regardless of how pretty she is, I will always tell you you’re hotter than his ex.

@yeyelindsay
#bffrights we have to get pregnant at the same time and force our kids to be bffs!

@lmfoxy
you can buy the same shirt as me, but every time someone compliments you on it I get the credit

@bethanyglaser
You let me sleep in the car on long drives. But not at sleepovers.

@nicoleby3
you know to keep driving when any showtune comes on in the car so we can finish singing!

@jillianirons
First dibs on your brother. #Bffrights

@serenavora
only person allowed to log-on to my FB account w/o supervision

@ivorytuskmeg
You will always have honorary ‘Aunt’ status with my kid(s).

@DowntownDana
Even if u hate the weird upscale Mexican-overpriced-&-tasteless place they want 2 go 4 their b-day, U STILL MUST GO

@Annamolly9
You wait until I finish my story to tell me I’ve told it already.

@viachicago
I will hold up ten pounds of taffeta so you can pee on your wedding day. #BFFrights

@jennaahdaya
my kid thinks you’re just a cooler version of me. #bffrights

@Jennelizz
You defriend the boy who broke my heart even though I don’t #bffrights